This show is for adults
only, although the argument could be made
that we are more juvenile than the children we don’t
want listening. We do occasionally use unsavory language,
and often discuss adult topics in graphic detail.
Entertainment is the only plausible purpose for this
show’s existence. Some of the topics discussed
are based in truth, some are just figments of our
sick imaginations. The views expressed are not necessarily
shared by our friends, family, employers, or most
“normal” people for that matter. This
isn’t journalism, just fun for us and maybe
you!
Show
#45 - The My Favorite Drink Show
1/17/2006 | 42 Min
Jeanette and Paul might just have the best bathroom
story in podcasting in 45 so fasten your seatbelts.
More brown phone calls more cynicism more trash
talkin. Tim Henson is hot. Please be kind and
take our Podtrac Survey.
Show
#44 - The Fox News Show
1/8/2006 | 39 Min
Perhaps in nervous anticipation of Howard Stern's
first day on Sirius tomorrow, Jeanette and Paul
do a show rife with emptiness and filth. Something
about it reminds us of Fox News -- as repulsing
as that is. Check out the brand new Lenny
Kravitz Rhyming Game! Please
be kind and take our Podtrac
survey. It's a new
voting month at Podcast Alley. Give
us a vote, won't you? You can use the interface
right over there--> or follow the link.
Show
#43 - The 2006 Show
1/2/2006 | 38 Min
Jeanette and Paul offer an audio treat for your
open-windowed pleasure, purge a generous cache of
Brown Phone calls, and have a good time on an unseasonably
warm day off. Thanks to all of you for getting us
close to our quota of
Podtrac surveys, please help us by taking one. If
you haven't taken one in 30 days, you can
do another, though we wouldn't want to ask that.
We promise this will be done soon and no more bugging
you.
Show
#42 - The 1st Annual Christmas Special
12/21/2005 | 53 Min
Jeanette and Paul stray from our resolute 40 minute
limit, but not too far. The culprit: Eggnog. Yes
that's right our first drunk show in a long, long
time. But it's a good one--we stuck in that careful
place just before sloppiness, and maintained. Hope
you enjoy and happy holidays guys--we had a long
conversation this week about the audience making
the show. We love you hard. Please
be kind and take our Podtrac survey.
Show
#41 - The Douche-Redux Show
12/16/2005 | 39 Min
Jeanette and Paul feel completely liberated! The
new show length feels good. Feel it! An almost impromptu
show on a Thursday night--some politics, a new incarnation
of the Tom Cruise is a Douche, and most
importantly, Jeanette sounds better than ever on
her new microphone. Please
be kind and take our Podtrac survey.
Show #40 - The Fantastic
40 Show
12/12/2005 | 35 Min
Jeanette and Paul silence the criticism, introduce
a new segment--the Rock n' Roll Badass, pay tribute
to the conclusion of Epistaxis
Time, and discuss voraciously in a rare
two-part show.
Show #39 - The Real
39 Show
12/5/2005 | 69 Min
Jeanette and Paul silence the criticism, introduce
a new segment--the Rock n' Roll Badass, pay tribute
to the conclusion of Epistaxis
Time, and discuss voraciously in a rare
two-part show.
Show #38 - The Yeasty
Show
11/20/2005 | 66 Min
Jeanette and Paul detail our experience at the PodExpo,
and describe our various maladies. Check out our new
photo
gallery too.
Show #37 - The Pre-Expo
Show
11/7/2005 | 63 Min
Jeanette and Paul are back for their last show before
our trip to California. We discuss Halloween wannabee
catfighters with Molly, and play
tons of great samples guaranteed to crack you up.
It's that time again--Please
follow this link to vote for us at Podcast Alley,
or use the new interface to the right. Get
on Dred's map if you wish, but
definitely check out the crazy listener pictures!
Jeanette and paul discuss politics, porn and this
man's ass. Jeanette needs to get that
"stop
whining" sample for her board--maybe
that would have prevented Paul acting on his bitchiest
whining impulses. We also make a google talk call
to listener Eric and replay J's
famous waxing interview. Thanks Eric.
Show #34 - The Saint
Michael Show
10/10/2005 | 66 Min
Jeanette and Paul welcome a very special guest--loyal
listener, patron, and new friend Michael H., who gives
a careful meditation on what podcasting means to one
man, and why he's sending seven podcasters to the
Portable Media Expo next month. We also unveil another
listener's generous contribution, Anton's
PK and J Forum!!! (and we discuss many
things)
Show #33 - The Clark
Kent Show
10/3/2005 | 62 Min
After a week off, Jeanette and Paul return sheepishly
to podcasting by extricating a glut of Brown Phone
calls, do a sexy video game review, and call show
friend Dave to describe a very unique dream. Jeanette
describes being recognized as "J" in public.
Please click
this link, take 2 seconds, and vote at Podcast Alley,
the place to go for independent shows.
Show #32 - The Thirty-Second
Show
9/19/2005 | 62 Min
Back from their trip to WV, Jeanette and Paul are
ripe for much discussion.See if you can spot the creative
edits we experimented with in post. Thanks so much
for the listener contributions and PCA votes. Invite
us at our Gmail address: jeanetteandpaul@gmail.com
to your Google Talk client today--our first live 'caller'
Kurt did a great job as our first
victim!
Show #31- The Silver
Lining Show
9/7/2005 | 62 Min
Jeanette and Paul were out of town this weekend and
do their best on a Tuesday night to do their thing.
We discuss our weekend in Gallipolis, OH and the aftermath
of Katrina.
Show #30- The Rap
Contest Show
8/29/2005 | 66 Min
Jeanette and Paul discuss many things including an
entry to Mark's RateMyRap.com. Pat Robertson, sexual
mistakes, love, marriage, Hugo Chavez, the American
Dream, and plenty more!
Show #29 - The Philip
Bump Show
8/23/2005 | 63 Min
After some lazy Monday jibber-jabber, Jeanette and
Paul offer a very special treat. We interview the
country's most eligible bachelor--TV personality Philip
Bump. Paul's brother Mike sits in for
the interview. Ladies impressed by Phil's quick wit
and fantastic looks can call the Brown Phone and apply
for sweet love in the bay area of CA.
Show #28- The Sib
Show
8/15/2005 | 63 Min
Paul's sister Jen is in the studio
to join your hosts for madcapped (and slightly drunken)
fun. Paul promises not to drink during the show for
a whopping 12 shows in a row. We also unveil a beta
version of our soon-to-be-famous Tom Cruise
is a Douche song.
Show #27- The Chatterbox
Show
8/8/2005 | 58 Min
Fresh from an interview to appear on Sirius satellite
radio this week with Rob,
Jeanette and Paul run through a lot of cool audio
clips that piled up over the past two weeks without
taping a show.
Show #26- The Crapaoke
Show
7/25/2005 | 62 Min
Jeanette and Paul beat the heat by discussing select
stories in the news, playing not only a much-vamped
rap track by Allen, but also a duet performed by the
dogs. Then we pull out some thought-lost karaoke by
Paul's cousin Brian.
Show #25- The Mind
Blowing Show
7/18/2005 | 64 Min
Jeanette and Paul discuss their latest quests for
truth, make a call to hottie J-friend Molly, bash
Tom Cruise (again), Grouphug confessions, and some
recorded audio from their Friday night out. All in
all, we had a great time doing the show and greatly
appreciate all the listener contributions!
Show #24- The New
Puppy Show
7/11/2005 | 68 Min
Jeanette and Paul are pleased to present the newest
member of their family--probably to be named Honey
the puppy! We also break in a brand new segment--The
Impure Thought of the Week-- and oh, PK actually
sounds alive in this one.
Show
#23- The Bitter Show
7/5/2005 | 53 Min
Jeanette and Paul can't always be at the tops of their
games--blame it on the sticky Columbus heat. Join
us anyway for the news of the day, Other Variations,
and an important report on a toy that might be
influencing your child right now!
Sub-Show #22.5 The
Explanation Show
6/28/2005 | 5 Min
Jeanette and Paul on a Monday night, lamenting the loss
of their number 23 to a brief power outage. We took
listener Extremesanity's advice and
did something different. Very short and to the point,
just to say hi.
Show
#22- The Father's Day Show
6/20/2005 | 62 Min
Jeanette and Paul are in collectively goofy mood but
this doesn't stop our discussing. Since Corbygot all excited about his #22, I will too.
Yahoo! A track by the
Randys (soon to be at ComFest for you C-bus
people) starts the show. Those interested can still
check out our vacation
pictures! (opens in new window)
Show #21- The Remote
Vacation Show
6/14/2005 | 77 Min
A very special PK and J: Jeanette and Paul discuss the
strange and wonderful characters of Americana they came
across on vacation to Outer Banks, N.C.. A two-part
show, the first is a remote from N.C....the second a
wrap-up of the whole enterprise. Atypical but definitely
entertaining. Thanks for all the email/comments/votes--we're
back! Hey, check out our vacation
pictures! (opens in new window)
Show
#20- The Post-Interview Show
5/30/2005 | 54 Min
Jeanette
and Paul recover from a super-long bike ride the day
before by playing outrageous television moments. We
also wrap up the Who's the Boss stuff with a third and
final fan-fiction reenactment, thanks to our Republican
token listener, Curt. For PK
and J promos and other stuff for your podcast, check
out our burgeoning archive. New voting month at Podcast
Alley, thanks
for your support!
Show
#19- The Danza Bonanza Show
5/23/2005 | 64 Min
Jeanette
and Paul 'bust out' more riotous other variations,
intimate moments with Danza/Light, nominee revelry,
deadzone yucks, and molestation pow-wow. It's a sick
world in which we live, PK and J just hold up the mirror
and laugh disturbingly, freaking out your dog.
Show
#18- The Soccergirl Second
5/18/2005 | 48 Min
Jeanette
and Paul follow through by doing a weekday show mainly
in celebration of the name of their show written on
Soccergirl's C-cups. Listen to find out how to receive
your own copy of the exquisiteness. In the mean time
check out many of her shots at soccergirlincorporated.com.
Show
#17- The Back on the Wagon Show
5/9/2005 | 71 Min
Jeanette
and Paul are low-key, but still discussing. Sample-packed
episode includes a vomiting Australian public broadcaster,
some Bill Maher gems, and MORE brilliant Brown Phone
calls. A call to show friend 37 wraps up the show; the
dude should have his own podcast, good luck with the
knee thing.
Show
#16 - The May Day Show
5/2/2005 | 49 Min
Jeanette
and Paul discuss many things. We unveil a new commercial
sponsor--The Bojanker Yanker, call
an IMDB celebrity, play awesome Brown Phone calls, thanks
Listeners! It's a new voting month at Podcast Alley...Please,
if you like our show, go
vote for us.
Show
#15- The Bar Fight Show
4/25/2005 | 64 Min
Jeanette
and Paul discuss the hilarious bar-fight of the night-before
as well as public nudity, review Danny
Deckchair(poorly), play a song from
Youngstown's own The Swingsets; "You are the War
that I Want," etc.. We start the show with a promo
(thanks Scott)
we recorded for Rob's
(Podcast411) upcoming interview
with John
Edwards (podcaster and U.S. VP candidate).
Show
#14- The Drunk Show 2
4/18/2005 | 43 Min
Jeanette
and Paul give drinking and podcasting a second effort,
this time with better results. In-studio guest Jay keeps
our spirits flyin and our cocktails clinkin. This show
is a little different, so be prepared.
Show
#13- The Rough Show
4/11/2005 | 53 Min
Jeanette
and Paul respond to criticism by haters. The show takes
a very dirty turn early on and never quite recovers.
Other Variations, etc.. Here
is your first downloadable MP3 gag commercial!
More on the way! Happy Birthday to Tom the Dog!
Show
#12- The R.I.P. Show
4/4/2005 | 62 Min
Jeanette
and Paul try to turn tragedy into gold as Paul's keyboard
died in the night and Jeanette remains sick. Special
guest james cheers them up with an
optimistic prognosis. We play tracks from Paul's old
Y-town Boogie Man Smash days and a track from internet
song-writer Brandon
Baker. I edited the song just a tad
for brevity. Sorry.
Show
#11- The Dark Show
3/28/2005 | 61 Min
Jeanette
and Paul try to turn tragedy into gold as Paul's keyboard
died in the night and Jeanette remains sick. Special
guest james cheers them up with an
optimistic prognosis. We play tracks from Paul's old
Y-town Boogie Man Smash days and a track from internet
song-writer Brandon
Baker. I edited the song just a tad
for brevity. Sorry.
Show #10- The Fabulously! Gay Show
2/28/2005 |
62
Min
Jeanette and Paul are back to their Sunday Extravaganza-style show format. We play calls from the "Brown Phone". Show friend Nick calls in, our first "call-in," ouija boards, The Delta Park Gambit, lots of other crap. Sorry it's so long! I effed up the fonts on our page too demonstrating my lack of skill!
Show #9- The PK&J Jump the Shark Show
3/14/2005 | 64 Min
Jeanette and Paul do a Friday night show to their arguable disadvantage and introduce the brand new voicemail, "Brown Phone". Show friends Jeff and Erin show up a 'lil late for a late night guest star appearance, giving us time to drink and sleep -- our first ever in-studio guests!
Show #8- The Red Carpet Show
3/06/2005 | 64 Min
Jeanette and Paul go to the Columbus premiere of indie-film Flytown . Hear an exclusive interview with actor/director Dan and drunken hi-jinks at the theater. J rants about people who get drunk and pee inappropriately. She's not gonna take it! A call to show friend Todd
Show #7- The Second-Longest Show
2/28/2005 | 62 Min
Paul and Jeanette discuss their mention on the Dawn and Drew show (if you consider playing a phone message a mention), and other matters...lots of fun stuff including our new sponsor "Bobcat's Simply Speaking"--a world-renowned speech therapy product. You can also hear the spot by clicking the ad to the left (won't work til monday night).
Show #6- The Super-Special Nothing Show
2/20/2005 | 43 Min
Paul and Jeanette tackle some serious issues: The latest herbal penis enlargement lawsuit, Jeanette's fiery response to some racial controversy from a previous show, and a review of"House of Flying Daggers". This show's not to be missed!
Show #5- The Drunken Show
2/13/2005 | 61 Min
Jeanette and Paul discuss their weekend trip to the mall. The action really picks up when Jeanette administers herself a Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paul is drinking wine the whole time.
Show #4- The Superbowl Show
2/6/2005 | 48 Min
Jeanette and Paul discuss the new smoking ban and other matters. Jeanette goes on a rant about Lance Armstrong bracelets--*very controversial*. Play along with special guest Jay's Superbowl wagers.
Show #3- The Stream of Consciousness Show!
2/1/2005 | 10 Min
Jeanette and Paul should have gone to bed by now, but did a very short show anyway. This one definitely defies description. We had to commemorate a couple things. We also play a beta version of our new theme song.
Show #2 - The Long Show
1/30/2005 | 52 Min
Jeanette and Paul discuss female hygiene, Howard Stern, Dawn and Drew, and how far the show has come since the last one.
Show #1 - The First Show
1/23/2005 | 32 Min
Jeanette and Paul discuss how great their show sounds (to them). Conspiracy theories, Fark Audio Edit contests, miscellaneous fun stuff.