:: Archive ::

This is the archive of past podcasts.

This show is for adults only, although the argument could be made that we are more juvenile than the children we don’t want listening. We do occasionally use unsavory language, and often discuss adult topics in graphic detail. Entertainment is the only plausible purpose for this show’s existence. Some of the topics discussed are based in truth, some are just figments of our sick imaginations. The views expressed are not necessarily shared by our friends, family, employers, or most “normal” people for that matter. This isn’t journalism, just fun for us and maybe you!

 
Show #45 - The My Favorite Drink Show
1/17/2006 | 42 Min
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Jeanette and Paul might just have the best bathroom story in podcasting in 45 so fasten your seatbelts. More brown phone calls more cynicism more trash talkin. Tim Henson is hot. Please be kind and take our Podtrac Survey.
Tim Henson's Distorted View

Show #44 - The Fox News Show
1/8/2006 | 39 Min
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Perhaps in nervous anticipation of Howard Stern's first day on Sirius tomorrow, Jeanette and Paul do a show rife with emptiness and filth. Something about it reminds us of Fox News -- as repulsing as that is. Check out the brand new Lenny Kravitz Rhyming Game!  Please be kind and take our Podtrac survey.  It's a new voting month at Podcast Alley. Give us a vote, won't you? You can use the interface right over there--> or follow the link.

Show #43 - The 2006 Show
1/2/2006 | 38 Min
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Jeanette and Paul offer an audio treat for your open-windowed pleasure, purge a generous cache of Brown Phone calls, and have a good time on an unseasonably warm day off. Thanks to all of you for getting us close to our quota of Podtrac surveys, please help us by taking one. If you haven't taken one in 30 days, you can do another, though we wouldn't want to ask that. We promise this will be done soon and no more bugging you.

Show #42 - The 1st Annual Christmas Special
12/21/2005 | 53 Min
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Jeanette and Paul stray from our resolute 40 minute limit, but not too far. The culprit: Eggnog. Yes that's right our first drunk show in a long, long time. But it's a good one--we stuck in that careful place just before sloppiness, and maintained. Hope you enjoy and happy holidays guys--we had a long conversation this week about the audience making the show. We love you hard. Please be kind and take our Podtrac survey.

Show #41 - The Douche-Redux Show
12/16/2005 | 39 Min
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Jeanette and Paul feel completely liberated! The new show length feels good. Feel it! An almost impromptu show on a Thursday night--some politics, a new incarnation of the Tom Cruise is a Douche, and most importantly, Jeanette sounds better than ever on her new microphone. Please be kind and take our Podtrac survey.

Show #40 - The Fantastic 40 Show
12/12/2005 | 35 Min
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Jeanette and Paul silence the criticism, introduce a new segment--the Rock n' Roll Badass, pay tribute to the conclusion of Epistaxis Time, and discuss voraciously in a rare two-part show.

Show #39 - The Real 39 Show
12/5/2005 | 69 Min
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Jeanette and Paul silence the criticism, introduce a new segment--the Rock n' Roll Badass, pay tribute to the conclusion of Epistaxis Time, and discuss voraciously in a rare two-part show.

Show #38 - The Yeasty Show
11/20/2005 | 66 Min
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Jeanette and Paul detail our experience at the PodExpo, and describe our various maladies. Check out our new photo gallery too.

Show #37 - The Pre-Expo Show
11/7/2005 | 63 Min
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Jeanette and Paul are back for their last show before our trip to California. We discuss Halloween wannabee catfighters with Molly, and play tons of great samples guaranteed to crack you up. It's that time again--Please follow this link to vote for us at Podcast Alley, or use the new interface to the right. Get on Dred's map if you wish, but definitely check out the crazy listener pictures!

Show #36 - The Monday Show
10/26/2005 | 52 Min
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Jeanette and Paul discuss their way to a low-key Monday night, covering deeper, darker topics than usual. Your Brown Phone calls saved the mood and brought us back to life--call 206-339-PKNJ and help create the show. Get on Dred's map if you wish (may not work for some international locations).

Show #35 - The Bellyachin' Show
10/17/2005 | 67 Min
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Jeanette and paul discuss politics, porn and this man's ass. Jeanette needs to get that "stop whining" sample for her board--maybe that would have prevented Paul acting on his bitchiest whining impulses. We also make a google talk call to listener Eric and replay J's famous waxing interview. Thanks Eric.

Show #34 - The Saint Michael Show
10/10/2005 | 66 Min
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Jeanette and Paul welcome a very special guest--loyal listener, patron, and new friend Michael H., who gives a careful meditation on what podcasting means to one man, and why he's sending seven podcasters to the Portable Media Expo next month. We also unveil another listener's generous contribution, Anton's PK and J Forum!!! (and we discuss many things)

Show #33 - The Clark Kent Show
10/3/2005 | 62 Min
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After a week off, Jeanette and Paul return sheepishly to podcasting by extricating a glut of Brown Phone calls, do a sexy video game review, and call show friend Dave to describe a very unique dream. Jeanette describes being recognized as "J" in public. Please click this link, take 2 seconds, and vote at Podcast Alley, the place to go for independent shows.

Show #32 - The Thirty-Second Show
9/19/2005 | 62 Min
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Back from their trip to WV, Jeanette and Paul are ripe for much discussion.See if you can spot the creative edits we experimented with in post. Thanks so much for the listener contributions and PCA votes. Invite us at our Gmail address: jeanetteandpaul@gmail.com to your Google Talk client today--our first live 'caller' Kurt did a great job as our first victim!

Show #31- The Silver Lining Show
9/7/2005 | 62 Min
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Jeanette and Paul were out of town this weekend and do their best on a Tuesday night to do their thing. We discuss our weekend in Gallipolis, OH and the aftermath of Katrina.

Show #30- The Rap Contest Show
8/29/2005 | 66 Min
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Jeanette and Paul discuss many things including an entry to Mark's RateMyRap.com. Pat Robertson, sexual mistakes, love, marriage, Hugo Chavez, the American Dream, and plenty more!

Show #29 - The Philip Bump Show
8/23/2005 | 63 Min
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After some lazy Monday jibber-jabber, Jeanette and Paul offer a very special treat. We interview the country's most eligible bachelor--TV personality Philip Bump. Paul's brother Mike sits in for the interview. Ladies impressed by Phil's quick wit and fantastic looks can call the Brown Phone and apply for sweet love in the bay area of CA.

Show #28- The Sib Show
8/15/2005 | 63 Min
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Paul's sister Jen is in the studio to join your hosts for madcapped (and slightly drunken) fun. Paul promises not to drink during the show for a whopping 12 shows in a row. We also unveil a beta version of our soon-to-be-famous Tom Cruise is a Douche song.

Show #27- The Chatterbox Show
8/8/2005 | 58 Min
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Fresh from an interview to appear on Sirius satellite radio this week with Rob, Jeanette and Paul run through a lot of cool audio clips that piled up over the past two weeks without taping a show.

Show #26- The Crapaoke Show
7/25/2005 | 62 Min
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Jeanette and Paul beat the heat by discussing select stories in the news, playing not only a much-vamped rap track by Allen, but also a duet performed by the dogs. Then we pull out some thought-lost karaoke by Paul's cousin Brian.

Show #25- The Mind Blowing Show
7/18/2005 | 64 Min
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Jeanette and Paul discuss their latest quests for truth, make a call to hottie J-friend Molly, bash Tom Cruise (again), Grouphug confessions, and some recorded audio from their Friday night out. All in all, we had a great time doing the show and greatly appreciate all the listener contributions!

Show #24- The New Puppy Show
7/11/2005 | 68 Min
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Jeanette and Paul are pleased to present the newest member of their family--probably to be named Honey the puppy!  We also break in a brand new segment--The Impure Thought of the Week-- and oh, PK actually sounds alive in this one.

Show #23- The Bitter Show
7/5/2005 | 53 Min
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Jeanette and Paul can't always be at the tops of their games--blame it on the sticky Columbus heat. Join us anyway for the news of the day, Other Variations, and an important report on a toy that might be influencing your child right now!

Sub-Show #22.5 The Explanation Show
6/28/2005 | 5 Min
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Jeanette and Paul on a Monday night, lamenting the loss of their number 23 to a brief power outage. We took listener Extremesanity's advice and did something different. Very short and to the point, just to say hi.

Show #22- The Father's Day Show
6/20/2005 | 62 Min
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Jeanette and Paul are in collectively goofy mood but this doesn't stop our discussing. Since Corby got all excited about his #22, I will too. Yahoo! A track by the Randys (soon to be at ComFest for you C-bus people) starts the show. Those interested can still check out our vacation pictures! (opens in new window)

Show #21- The Remote Vacation Show
6/14/2005 | 77 Min
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A very special PK and J: Jeanette and Paul discuss the strange and wonderful characters of Americana they came across on vacation to Outer Banks, N.C.. A two-part show, the first is a remote from N.C....the second a wrap-up of the whole enterprise. Atypical but definitely entertaining. Thanks for all the email/comments/votes--we're back! Hey, check out our vacation pictures! (opens in new window)

Show #20- The Post-Interview Show
5/30/2005 | 54 Min
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Jeanette and Paul recover from a super-long bike ride the day before by playing outrageous television moments. We also wrap up the Who's the Boss stuff with a third and final fan-fiction reenactment, thanks to our Republican token listener, Curt.  For PK and J promos and other stuff for your podcast, check out our burgeoning archive. New voting month at Podcast Alley, thanks for your support!

Show #19- The Danza Bonanza Show
5/23/2005 | 64 Min
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Jeanette and Paul 'bust out' more riotous other variations, intimate moments with Danza/Light, nominee revelry, deadzone yucks, and molestation pow-wow. It's a sick world in which we live, PK and J just hold up the mirror and laugh disturbingly, freaking out your dog.

Show #18- The Soccergirl Second
5/18/2005 | 48 Min
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Jeanette and Paul follow through by doing a weekday show mainly in celebration of the name of their show written on Soccergirl's C-cups. Listen to find out how to receive your own copy of the exquisiteness. In the mean time check out many of her shots at soccergirlincorporated.com.

Show #17- The Back on the Wagon Show
5/9/2005 | 71 Min
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Jeanette and Paul are low-key, but still discussing. Sample-packed episode includes a vomiting Australian public broadcaster, some Bill Maher gems, and MORE brilliant Brown Phone calls. A call to show friend 37 wraps up the show; the dude should have his own podcast, good luck with the knee thing.

Show #16 - The May Day Show
5/2/2005 | 49 Min
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Jeanette and Paul discuss many things. We unveil a new commercial sponsor--The Bojanker Yanker, call an IMDB celebrity, play awesome Brown Phone calls, thanks Listeners! It's a new voting month at Podcast Alley...Please, if you like our show, go vote for us.

Show #15- The Bar Fight Show
4/25/2005 | 64 Min
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Jeanette and Paul discuss the hilarious bar-fight of the night-before as well as public nudity, review Danny Deckchair (poorly), play a song from Youngstown's own The Swingsets; "You are the War that I Want," etc.. We start the show with a promo (thanks Scott) we recorded for Rob's (Podcast411) upcoming interview with John Edwards (podcaster and U.S. VP candidate).

Show #14- The Drunk Show 2
4/18/2005 | 43 Min
Jeanette and Paul give drinking and podcasting a second effort, this time with better results. In-studio guest Jay keeps our spirits flyin and our cocktails clinkin. This show is a little different, so be prepared.


Show #13- The Rough Show
4/11/2005 | 53 Min
Jeanette and Paul respond to criticism by haters. The show takes a very dirty turn early on and never quite recovers. Other Variations, etc.. Here is your first downloadable MP3 gag commercial! More on the way! Happy Birthday to Tom the Dog!

Show #12- The R.I.P. Show
4/4/2005 | 62 Min
Jeanette and Paul try to turn tragedy into gold as Paul's keyboard died in the night and Jeanette remains sick. Special guest james cheers them up with an
optimistic prognosis. We play tracks from Paul's old Y-town Boogie Man Smash days and a track from internet song-writer Brandon Baker. I edited the song just a tad for brevity. Sorry.

Show #11- The Dark Show
3/28/2005 | 61 Min
Jeanette and Paul try to turn tragedy into gold as Paul's keyboard died in the night and Jeanette remains sick. Special guest james cheers them up with an
optimistic prognosis. We play tracks from Paul's old Y-town Boogie Man Smash days and a track from internet song-writer Brandon Baker. I edited the song just a tad for brevity. Sorry.

Show #10- The Fabulously! Gay Show
2/28/2005 | 62 Min

Jeanette and Paul are back to their Sunday Extravaganza-style show format. We play calls from the "Brown Phone". Show friend Nick calls in, our first "call-in," ouija boards, The Delta Park Gambit, lots of other crap. Sorry it's so long!  I effed up the fonts on  our page too demonstrating my lack of skill!

Show #9- The PK&J Jump the Shark Show
3/14/2005 | 64 Min

Jeanette and Paul do a Friday night show to their arguable disadvantage and introduce the brand new voicemail, "Brown Phone". Show friends Jeff and Erin show up a 'lil late for a late night guest star appearance, giving us time to drink and sleep -- our first ever in-studio guests!

Show #8- The Red Carpet Show
3/06/2005 | 64 Min

Jeanette and Paul go to the Columbus premiere of indie-film Flytown . Hear an exclusive interview with actor/director Dan and drunken hi-jinks at the theater. J rants about people who get drunk and pee inappropriately. She's not gonna take it! A call to show friend Todd

Show #7- The Second-Longest Show
2/28/2005 | 62 Min

Paul and Jeanette discuss their mention on the Dawn and Drew show (if you consider playing a phone message a mention), and other matters...lots of fun stuff including our new sponsor "Bobcat's Simply Speaking"--a world-renowned speech therapy product. You can also hear the spot by clicking the ad to the left (won't work til monday night).

Show #6- The Super-Special Nothing Show
2/20/2005 | 43 Min

Paul and Jeanette tackle some serious issues: The latest herbal penis enlargement lawsuit, Jeanette's fiery response to some racial controversy from a previous show, and a review of"House of Flying Daggers". This show's not to be missed!

Show #5- The Drunken Show
2/13/2005 | 61 Min

Jeanette and Paul discuss their weekend trip to the mall. The action really picks up when Jeanette administers herself a Rorschach Inkblot Test. Paul is drinking wine the whole time.

Show #4- The Superbowl Show
2/6/2005 | 48 Min

Jeanette and Paul discuss the new smoking ban and other matters. Jeanette goes on a rant about Lance Armstrong bracelets--*very controversial*. Play along with special guest Jay's Superbowl wagers.

Show #3- The Stream of Consciousness Show!
2/1/2005 | 10 Min

Jeanette and Paul should have gone to bed by now, but did a very short show anyway. This one definitely defies description. We had to commemorate a couple things.  We also play a beta version of our new theme song.

Show #2 - The Long Show
1/30/2005 | 52 Min

Jeanette and Paul discuss female hygiene, Howard Stern, Dawn and Drew, and how far the show has come since the last one.

Show #1 - The First Show
1/23/2005 | 32 Min

Jeanette and Paul discuss how great their show sounds (to them). Conspiracy theories, Fark Audio Edit contests, miscellaneous fun stuff.

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